Bankers Dilemma chords by Tim Barry

Chords with lyrics

Verse:
    G+G
Yeah i lost my job today
         C majorC
And that's worth celebrating
    G+G
Yeah i lost my job today
         C majorC
And that's worth celebrating
    G+G
I ain't working no more
     D MajorD      G+G
So credit companies - take warning
      G+G
I went and blew off my mortgage today
         C majorC
And that's worth celebrating
    G+G
Yeah, i blew off my mortgage today
         C majorC
And that's worth celebrating
    G+G         D MajorD
And in 3 months they will foreclose
                     G+G
So for 3 months, and for free, I will be staying

Chorus:
      C majorC        G+G
And when i go, no one will know
                  D MajorD
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe
      C majorC               G+G
And when i go, there won't be no trail to follow

Just a lingering sense of relief
   D MajorD         G+G
And a crap ton of empty bottles

Instrumental:
G+G C majorC G+G C majorC

Verse:
         G+G
Yeah, i went and stole my car today
         C majorC
And that's worth celebrating
    G+G
Yeah, i stole my car
         C majorC
And that's worth celebrating
    G+G            D MajorD
I ain't paying that interest no more
            G+G
And this thing's steady rolling

Matter of fact, i ain't paying none of ya'll back

Chorus:
      C majorC        G+G
And when i go, no one will know
                  D MajorD
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe
      C majorC               G+G
And when i go, there won't be no trail to follow
    D MajorD
Just a lingering sense of relief
            G+G