Pinch Me chords by Barenaked Ladies

This is a really simple version.

C
   It's the perfect time of year
C
   Somewhere far away from here
C
   I feel fine enough, I guess
C
   Considering everything's a mess
C
   There's a restaurant down the street
C
   Where hungry people like to eat
C

   I could walk but I'll just drive
G
   It's colder than it looks out side.

G
   It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
           D
   Then ya' try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn
            G
   When you try to see the world Beyond your front door
G
   Take your time, is the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile
           D
   When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
F
   Just try to figure out what all this is for?

C
   It's the perfect time of day
C
   To throw all your cares away
C
   Put the sprinkler on the lawn
C
   And run through with my gym shorts on.
C
   Take a drink right from the hose
C
   And change into some drier clothes
C
   Climb the stairs up to my room
G
   Sleep away the afternoon.

G
   It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
           D
   Then ya' try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn
            G
   When you try to see the world Beyond your front door
G
   Take your time, is the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile
           D
   When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
F
   Just try to figure out what all this is for?

F
Pinch me, pinch me, cause I'm still asleep
G
Please God tell me that I'm still asleep

C
   On an evening such as this
C
   It's hard to tell if I exist
C
   Packed a car and leave this town
C
   Who'll notice that I'm not around?
C
   I could hide out under there
C
   I just made you say 'underwear'
C
   I could leave but I'll just stay
G
   All my stuff's here anyway.

G
   It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
           D
   Then ya' try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn
            G
   When you try to see the world Beyond your front door
G
   Take your time, is the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile
           D
   When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
F
   Just try to figure out what all this is for?
G
   Try to figure out what all this is for
G
   Try to see the world beyond your front door
C