Never Do Anything chords by Barenaked Ladies

From BNL's 2000 album "Maroon".

-Standard Tuning-

-No Capo-

The chords are played as follows:
Gm7/C: x33333
G:     320033
G/F#:  2x0033
Em7:   020033
Cadd9: x32033
G/A:   x00033
G/B:   x20033
C2:    x30033
C:     x32010
Am:    x02210
F#: 224242
Em:    022000
Em/F#: 2x2000
Em/G:  3x2000
B7:    x21202
D/F#:  2x023x

[Intro]
Gm7/C

[Verse 1]
Cadd9
 Wiped out down the stairs
Cadd9
 I'll bet you there's a song in there
Cadd9
 I'm not sure I'm prepared   to write it down
Cadd9
 That guy should be me
Cadd9
 I'd look much better on t.v.
Em7
 Then the world would see
     Cadd9
That I can do anything

[Chorus]
G/A
  I can be that
                G/B
But soon you'll see that
       C2
I will never do anything

Gm7/C (x7, palm mute after each one)
[Verse 2]
Let's play tic tac toe
I'll play X, you can be the O.
Thoughts of turning pro
Have crossed my mind
I could make a mint
Fill my pockets with more than lint
I'll give you a hint
It involves the "internet"

[Chorus] (x2)
I can be that
But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything

[Bridge 1]
Em/F#
  Don't write me off as an also ran
G
 Just mark me down as an angry man
      Em7
Got a big chip, you want a fat lip?
             C1
How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets?
Em/F#
  Life passed me by, but it's not my fault
G
  I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt?

[Chorus] (x2)
I can be that, but soon you'll see that
I will never do anything

Gm7/C (x7, palm mute after each one)

[Instrumental]
Gm7/C

[Bridge 2]
Gm7/C
Awwwwwww, If I were the king
All my subjects they would dance and sing
They could kiss my ring
            C2
And kiss my ass
Cadd9
 When I'm old and grey
Cadd9
 I'll look back on my life and say
Em
 "Give me one more day,
               Cadd9
And I'll still never do anything."

[Chorus] (x4)
I can be that
but soon you'll see that
I will never do anything