My Stick A Bad Lip Reading Of The Last Jedi chords by Bad Lip Reading

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Spoken:
N.C.
Hey where's the fire, son?
N.C.
What the—oh no where you off to?
N.C.
Just this party in the garden
N.C.
Nice! how 'bout?I?join you?
N.C.
How about?you don't? hmm?
N.C.
Son come back hey!
N.C.
B— U— I told?you to stop!
 A minorAm
*hums*

Intro:
 A minorAm
Hmm

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
  A minorAm
Now that's a fire!

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
A minorAm
Listen, son


Verse 1:
         A minorAm
Knock you in your head with my stick
    A minorAm
With my stick
        A minorAm
You gon' have a mark from my stick
    A minorAm
From my stick


Chorus:
       G+G
My stick, my stick
FF
My stick is better than bacon
DmDm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
     FF
You can't touch my stick

I don't wanna!
DmDm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
     FF
Yeah, you want my stick

Verse 2:
A minorAm
Thunk your coconut with my stick

Look at my stick (Mm-hmm)
A minorAm
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick

Fear my stick!


Chorus:
       G+G
My stick, my stick
FF
My stick is better than bacon
DmDm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
     FF
You can't touch my stick

But it's just a stick!
DmDm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
    FF
It's my perfect stick


Post-Chorus:
A minorAm          G+G
My stick is my friend born from a log
C majorC           DmDm     C majorC
Everyone can see it's better than bacon


Verse 3:
A minorAm
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
      A minorAm
Look at my stick
           A minorAm
Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green!
    A minorAm
Got me sick!


Chorus:
            G+G
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
FF
My stick is better than bacon
DmDm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
     FF
You can't use my stick

But it's just a stick!
DmDm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
     FF
Don't you love my stick?

No, it's just a stick!
DmDm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
    FF
It's my perfect stick


Post-chorus:
  A minorAm        G+G
My stick and me take walks every day
C majorC         DmDm     C majorC
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
A minorAm          G+G
When they laugh at my stick, then they learn
C majorC          DmDm     C majorC
How my stick is much denser than bacon


Bridge 1:
FF                          A minorAm
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute)
DmDm                         C majorC
But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him)
FF                         A minorAm
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?)
DmDm                      N.C.
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst


Breakdown:
N.C.   A minorAm
I kiss my stick, it's my stick

You can't pick up my stick
             FF
Keep your mitts off my stick
    A minorAm
I disappear for years then reappear
                  FF
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
                   (Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm

Verse 4:
A minorAm
When I was a little bitty kid

Little bitty kid
       A minorAm
I had not yet found my mighty stick

Then I did! Mm-hmmm


Verse 5:
B minorBm
I could break your stick usin' just my brain
  A minorAm
My stick?!

I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
    A minorAm
Not my stick! Hmm-mm


Chorus:
            A augmentedA
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
G+G               B minorBm
My stick is better than bacon!
E minorEm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
     G+G
You can't touch my stick

I don't want your stick!
E minorEm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
     G+G
Yeah, you want my stick

Man, it's just a stick!
E minorEm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
    G+G
It's my big boy stick


Bridge 2:
                             B minorBm
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (It turns out)
E minorEm                    D MajorD
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison)
G+G                        B minorBm
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good)
E minorEm                    D MajorD
Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst)


Outro:
      B minorBm
(I kiss my stick, it's my stick

You can't pick up my stick
             G+G
Keep your mitts off my stick)
G+G
Everyone can see it's better than bacon

My stick is my friend born from a log; Everyone can see it's better than bacon
B minorBm
(I kiss my stick, it's my stick you can't pick up my stick keep your mitts off my stick)}