My Stick A Bad Lip Reading Of The Last Jedi chords by Bad Lip Reading

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Spoken:
N.C.
Hey where's the fire, son?
N.C.
What the—oh no where you off to?
N.C.
Just this party in the garden
N.C.
Nice! how 'bout?I?join you?
N.C.
How about?you don't? hmm?
N.C.
Son come back hey!
N.C.
B— U— I told?you to stop!
 Am
*hums*

Intro:
 Am
Hmm

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
  Am
Now that's a fire!

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
Am
Listen, son


Verse 1:
         Am
Knock you in your head with my stick
    Am
With my stick
        Am
You gon' have a mark from my stick
    Am
From my stick


Chorus:
       G
My stick, my stick
F
My stick is better than bacon
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
     F
You can't touch my stick

I don't wanna!
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
     F
Yeah, you want my stick


Verse 2:
Am
Thunk your coconut with my stick

Look at my stick (Mm-hmm)
Am
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick

Fear my stick!


Chorus:
       G
My stick, my stick
F
My stick is better than bacon
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
     F
You can't touch my stick

But it's just a stick!
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
    F
It's my perfect stick


Post-Chorus:
Am          G
My stick is my friend born from a log
C           Dm     C
Everyone can see it's better than bacon


Verse 3:
Am
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
      Am
Look at my stick
           Am
Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green!
    Am
Got me sick!


Chorus:
            G
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
F
My stick is better than bacon
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
     F
You can't use my stick

But it's just a stick!
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
     F
Don't you love my stick?

No, it's just a stick!
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
    F
It's my perfect stick


Post-chorus:
  Am        G
My stick and me take walks every day
C         Dm     C
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
Am          G
When they laugh at my stick, then they learn
C          Dm     C
How my stick is much denser than bacon


Bridge 1:
F                          Am
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute)
Dm                         C
But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him)
F                         Am
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?)
Dm                      N.C.
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst


Breakdown:
N.C.   Am
I kiss my stick, it's my stick

You can't pick up my stick
             F
Keep your mitts off my stick
    Am
I disappear for years then reappear
                  F
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
                   (Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm

Verse 4:
Am
When I was a little bitty kid

Little bitty kid
       Am
I had not yet found my mighty stick

Then I did! Mm-hmmm


Verse 5:
Bm
I could break your stick usin' just my brain
  Am
My stick?!

I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
    Am
Not my stick! Hmm-mm


Chorus:
            A
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
G               Bm
My stick is better than bacon!
Em
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
     G
You can't touch my stick

I don't want your stick!
Em
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
     G
Yeah, you want my stick

Man, it's just a stick!
Em
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
    G
It's my big boy stick


Bridge 2:
                             Bm
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (It turns out)
Em                    D
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison)
G                        Bm
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good)
Em                    D
Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst)


Outro:
      Bm
(I kiss my stick, it's my stick

You can't pick up my stick
             G
Keep your mitts off my stick)
G
Everyone can see it's better than bacon

My stick is my friend born from a log; Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Bm
(I kiss my stick, it's my stick you can't pick up my stick keep your mitts off my stick)}