Titty Bar chords by The Axis Of Awesome

Chords with lyrics

Verse 1:

G+G        C majorC
Are you feeling down boy

G+G     C majorC
Do I see a frown boy

Am7Am7     G+G     Am7Am7      D MajorD
I know of a place you can go if you feel blue

G+G           C majorC
The staff are there to please you

G+G      C majorC
Titilate and tease you

Am7Am7          G+G
There's a lass called Mona

Am7Am7        D MajorD
She'll give you a boner

E minorEm       Am7Am7
Just around the corner

E minorEm       Am7Am7
There's a neon sign

E minorEm               D MajorD
Topless bar girls every Tuesday 6pm til 9

Chorus:

G+G
At the Titty Bar (The titty bar)

    C majorC       Am7Am7
There's dancers on the poles

    G+G
At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)

C majorC          Am7Am7
There are sluts and moles

G+G
At the Titty Bar, it isn't far

C majorC       Am7Am7
You dont even need your car

C majorC          D MajorD      G+G  D MajorD
That's cos it's your local Titty Bar

Bridge:

G+G     FF        C majorC         D MajorD          G+G
Where everybody knows your name (And if they don't then you don't care)

G+G      FF        C majorC        D MajorD           G+G
And they're always glad you came (And if you don't then they don't care)

Verse 2:

G+G          C majorC
The bouncers have no necks boy

G+G       C majorC
Put away that sex toy

Am7Am7       G+G
You will get us kicked out

Am7Am7       D MajorD
If you keep your dick out

G+G       C majorC
Oi! hey you no touching

G+G         C majorC
Thought I said no touching

Am7Am7     G+G
Seriously no touching

Am7Am7         D MajorD
Get your damn hands off me

E minorEm       Am7Am7
In a dark back alley

E minorEm        Am7Am7
We lay bashed and bruised

E minorEm
Not since Friends season 7

   D MajorD
Have we felt so abused

Chorus:

G+G
At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)

C majorC        Am7Am7
I am filled with grief

G+G
At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)

C majorC       Am7Am7
No more hand relief

G+G
At the Titty Bar, I have a scar

C majorC         Am7Am7
I can't open this cookie jar

G+G         C majorC
We need to find another

G+G          C majorC
So I will call your mother

G+G         D MajorD      G+G
Cos she works at another Titty Bar