Chords with lyrics
Intro:
G+G C majorC FF C majorC G+G
Chorus:
G+G
Woo hoo hoo
C majorC
Woo hoo hoo
FF C majorC
Woo hoo hoo hoo
G+G
Whoo hoo hoo
Verse 1:
G+G
God is all around us
C majorC
And he exists as three
FF C majorC
Father, the son and the holy ghost
G+G
The Holy Trinity
FF C majorC G+G
Ooooh, the Holy Trinity
Bridge:
A minorAm D MajorD G+G
God made the heavens and the earth in just under a week
A minorAm D MajorD G+G
And Jesus taught upon the mound, blessed are the meek
FF C majorC G+G
The Holy Ghost is everywhere - he's a ghost so he can fly
FF C majorC G+G
Ooooh, and he haunts churches late at night
Chorus:
G+G
Woo hoo hoo
C majorC
Woo hoo hoo
FF C majorC
Woo hoo hoo hoo
G+G
Whoo hoo hoo
Verse 2:
G+G
God will punish those who sin
C majorC
Jesus died, for the win
FF C majorC FF
The Holy Ghost delivers presents to children everywhere on Christmas Eve
G+G C majorC
Woo hoo-
Spoken:
J: What?
B: What? Sorry, hang on. Lee? Lee? Lee. Lee!
J: Dude
B: Lee. Lee?
L: What?
B: That's Santa Claus
J: It's Father Christmas
B: Yeah, we're talking about the Holy Ghost, come on
L: Well, what does the holy ghost do, then?
B: (sigh)
J: Well, he's, like a ghost-
B: Yes
J: Right, so he can fit through chimneys
B: Yes, and what?
J: And he knows when you are sleeping! Blargh!
B: Wait, no! Jordan-
J: Hm?
B: Sorry, that is also Santa. And.. For some reason, Dracula? Sorry, look, it's very simple. Look, the Holy
Ghost is the spiritual embodiment of God, on earth
J: What does that mean?
L: Yeah, that doesn't tell us what he does
J: What's his job?
B: Ah, forg- look, he- ... Erm... Well! He's a ghost, right?
J: Hm hmm
B: So he can probably fly
L: That's what I said
B: Yeah, we- ... Erm... He got me that bike for Christmas?
J: No, that's Santa Claus
B: Yeah, probably is, actually
L: Yeah, well let's narrow it down. Is he a good ghost, like Casper the Friendly Ghost? Or a weird touchy
ghost like a Patrick Swayze pottery ghost? They're very different
B: I don't know. I've never though about it
J: Yeah, he might be more of a Bruce Willis ghost, you know, he doesn't actually know that he's a ghost-
L: I'm sorry, what?
J: He just thinks he's a man and-
L: What? Bruce Willis was a ghost? (sighs) Thank you so much for ruining Die Hard for me
B: Sorry, look, I think I've got it. He's definitely a good ghost, because he did good deeds on earth
J: Like what?
L: Such as?
B: (sighs) Well, he entered Mary
J: Yeah, that doesn't sound like a good ghost
B: What? What are you talking about? It was fantastic! He entered Mary, he got her pregnant, she gave birth to
Jesus! It was a miracle!
L: Right. So he's a sex offender ghost?
J: Yeah, that is a spectral rapist
B: No! Sorry, it was NOTHING like that, c'os she didn't even know about it, so- ... Oh
Chorus:
G+G
Woo hoo hoo
C majorC
Woo hoo hoo
FF C majorC
Woo hoo hoo hoo
G+G
Whoo hoo hoo
Verse 3:
G+G
You can see God around us every day,
C majorC
in the flowers and the trees
FF C majorC
And if you see Jesus Christ,
G+G
he'll cure your disease
G+G
But if you see the Holy Ghost,
C majorC
call the cops without delay
FF C majorC G+G
If he offers you a chocolate bar, say no and run away
FF C majorC G+G
Ooooh, say no and run away
G+G
Woo hoo hoo!