Smokings Cool chords by The Axis Of Awesome

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Intro:
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
D MajorD A augmentedA BB E MajorE

A augmentedA    E MajorE    A augmentedA    E MajorE
I can't breathe, I can't smell
D MajorD A augmentedA      BB      E MajorE
My lungs don't function too well
A augmentedA    E MajorE     A augmentedA     E MajorE
My hair stinks, My teeth are black
D MajorD   A augmentedA     BB    E MajorE
I'm at risk of a heart attack

BB        E MajorE
But it's totally worth it
     A augmentedA               E MajorE
Cos I'm a bad boy who don't play by your rules
BB        C# minorC#m
Shut up all you losers
  A augmentedA          BB
You can't put a price on looking this cool

E MajorE     BB    A augmentedA      E MajorE
Smoking's cool and that's why I do it
   E MajorE     BB     A augmentedA       E MajorE
This wonderful feeling of lungs full of fluid
A augmentedA      F#F#    BB        C# minorC#m
Light it and suck it, There's nothing to it
A augmentedA               E MajorE
Everyone should smoke cos it's cool
A augmentedA  E MajorE   A augmentedA     E MajorE
It's cool, Smoking is cool
D MajorD     A augmentedA          BB   E MajorE
C'mon kids haven't you seen Mad Men

 A augmentedA      E MajorE     A augmentedA     E MajorE
I can't climb stairs, I got shaky hands
      D MajorD     A augmentedA   BB    E MajorE
But there's smoke and flame at my command
  A augmentedA     E MajorE     A augmentedA     E MajorE
You tell me to stop I've heard it before
  D MajorD    A augmentedA   BB       E MajorE
I'm going to die oh blah blah get fucked

   BB           E MajorE
It's not like I'm immune to cancer
A augmentedA               E MajorE
Heart attacks and gum disease too
  BB          C# minorC#m
Yes I'll be dead before fifty
     A augmentedA           E MajorE
But I'll always be cooler than you

E MajorE     BB    A augmentedA      E MajorE
Smoking's cool and that's why I do it
 E MajorE   BB   A augmentedA       E MajorE
I love tobacco smoke it don't chew it
  A augmentedA      F#F#     BB     C# minorC#m
If you haven't tried come on and get to it
A augmentedA               E MajorE
Everyone should smoke cos it's cool
A augmentedA  E MajorE   A augmentedA     E MajorE
It's cool, Smoking is cool
D MajorD         A augmentedA      BB  E MajorE
Smoking gave me a robot voice beep boop beep beep boop

BB        C# minorC#m
Show me horrible things like tumors
A augmentedA           E MajorE
Gangrene and rotted up veins
  BB        C# minorC#m
And I'll show you a 🏷Legend
  F# minorF#m             BB
Who sucks like a whore and blows smoke like a train

E MajorE     BB    A augmentedA      E MajorE
Smoking's cool and that's why I do it
E MajorE       BB    A augmentedA       E MajorE
Smoke in your face cos that's where I blew it
  A augmentedA    F# minorF#m    BB     C# minorC#m
I'm going to die but I don't feel stupid
A augmentedA
Everyone should smoke cos it's

(COUGHING FIT)
   E MajorE
Cool