Girls Girls Girls chords by Emilie Autumn

Chords with lyrics

DmDm
Step right up
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We bring to you the finest entertainment
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And I am pleased to be your  humble servant
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Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormality

DmDm
Step right up
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We've something here for everyone's enjoyment
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I do this as a gift, not  for employment
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A augmentedA portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanity

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Come see our girls, crazy girls
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If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
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Those girls, crazy girls
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  They're hot,   they're nuts,  they're suicidal
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Tickets cheap, it's a crime
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And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
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To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
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Come see the girls, girls, girls

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Some of them are really quite attractive as you see
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Some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree
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While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
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But you mustn't let them fool you,  just one more rule

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You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye
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And that one, let's just keep walking by
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These ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supply
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Grab another cup of tea, and follow me

D MajorD      A augmentedA
To see our girls, crazy girls
      D/F#D/F#               D7D7    A augmentedA
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
    E minorEm      B5B5
Those girls, crazy girls
D MajorD        A7A7        D7D7
  They're hot,   they're nuts,   they're suicidal
     D MajorD       A augmentedA
Tickets cheap, it's a crime
      D/F#D/F#               D7D7    A augmentedA
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
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To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
       E minorEm   A7A7  D MajorD
Come see the girls, girls, girls

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Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide
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For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide.

Quiet down! You, sir?
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If insanity's primarily a femininish malady,
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And no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact,
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Then according to the medics, are they faultier genetics?
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Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?

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It's all to do with reproductive organs
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Which are naturally unstable in a dame
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You see, from lunar we have lunacy and lunatic and loony
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And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony
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I have a question (shoot!)
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Has any patient ever been released
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Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease?
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For the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce
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So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose

D MajorD      A augmentedA
Come see the girls, crazy girls
      D/F#D/F#               D7D7    A augmentedA
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
    E minorEm      B5B5
Those girls, crazy girls
D MajorD        A7A7        D7D7
  They're hot,   they're nuts,   they're suicidal
     D MajorD       A augmentedA
Tickets cheap, it's a crime
      D/F#D/F#               D7D7    A augmentedA
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
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To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
       E minorEm   A7A7  D MajorD
Come see the girls, girls, girls

Some are born mad
Some achieve madness
Some have madness thrust upon them
This is the real thing my friends, 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill
Except no imitations
For a little extra on the side, you can arrange
For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink
For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates
We've got pills for depression, obsession, agression, possession, indiscretion,
But there's a bloody pill for everything nowadays

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How big is a lady's brain?
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It's really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain
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This seems just a bit inhumane
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It's just a simple little shock, it doesn't cause her any pain

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They're really more like animals than people
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Which, as we've proven, haven't any souls at all.
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The only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posterior
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And these are only useful in a seedy music hall

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They don't bite, well they might
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I say this one does look hungry tonight
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So get your picture with an inmate
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But be sure she's locked up tight
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They're practically wild sir
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  Protect your child sir

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They don't recall the taste of freedom
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They're just happy if we feed them
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So point and laugh, it isn't bad
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They oughtn't mind because they're mad!
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If you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls

You're welcome to enjoy

D MajorD      A augmentedA
Our girls, crazy girls
      D/F#D/F#               D7D7    A augmentedA
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
    E minorEm      B5B5
Those girls, crazy girls
D MajorD        A7A7        D7D7
  They're hot,   they're nuts,   they're suicidal
     D MajorD       A augmentedA
Tickets cheap, it's a crime
      D/F#D/F#               D7D7    A augmentedA
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
       E minorEm        A7A7      D MajorD
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
       E minorEm   A7A7  D MajorD
Come see the girls, girls, girls

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I've got a lot more words to say, but I just can't make them rhyme
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So ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncut
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Your corsets tight, your morals high
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Your knitting neat, your yappers shut
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This is what comes of over-educating,
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mentally over-stimulating,
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too much serious conversating,
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organized religion-hating,
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sinful over-copulating,
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marriage without procreating,
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girl-on-girl caught lesbiating,
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she was caught while masturbating,
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they all mind manipulating,
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chronically hallucinating,
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certainly there's no debating,
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some we just find fascinating,
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women's rights facilitating,
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independent thought creating,
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she just may be complicating,
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get your money out, we're waiting

To see those
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Girls!
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Girls!
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Girls!