Chords with lyrics
- Capo on 4th
- Difficulty: Beginner
Key: F#F#
🎸 Intro:
D MajorD G+G
🎸 Verse 1:
G+G
There's a three-legged beagle who lays there spread eagle
D MajorD
On the driveway outside Patti's trailer
D7D7
He looks like he's sleepin' but he knows she's dealin'
G+G
And that she's been bonin' the neighbor
G+G
There's a mean little poodle we call cranky doodle
D MajorD
Ridin' high in Lynnette's Vera Bradley
D7D7
And he'll take to the grave that her husband is gay
G+G
Cause doodle likes chewin' his panties
🎸 Chorus:
C majorC
If these dogs could talk
G+G
They'd sure tell on you
D7D7 G+G G7G7
We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
C majorC D MajorD
They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash
G+G D MajorD E minorEm
The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag
C majorC A minorAm
God knows what they'd say
D7D7
Might ruin your day
G+G D MajorD G+G
If these dogs could talk
🎸 Verse 2:
G+G
There's a brown one named Patience
D MajorD
She always waitin' for scraps outside of the diner
D MajorD
Leroy is servin', one thing's for certain
G+G
A augmentedA hamburger steak always finds her
G+G
He may be a meth head who smokes up his paycheck
D MajorD
But everyone needs a best friend
D7D7
And she may be blind, but she sees him just fine
G+G
And don't care what they say about him
🎸 Chorus:
C majorC
If these dogs could talk
G+G
They'd sure tell on you
D7D7 G+G G7G7
We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
C majorC D MajorD
They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash
G+G D MajorD E minorEm
The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag
C majorC A minorAm
God knows what they'd say
D7D7
Might ruin your day
G+G
If these dogs could talk
🎸 Bridge:
A minorAm D7D7
They could sniff out the cheaters, point out the liars
C majorC G+G
Shit on their lawns and piss on their tires
A minorAm D7D7
They can smell kindness so maybe be kinder
C majorC D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
And don't even think about kickin' one
Guitar 🎸 Solo:
D MajorD C majorC G+G D MajorD D7D7 G+G
🎸 Chorus:
G+G D MajorD D MajorD
They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash
G+G D MajorD E minorEm
The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag
C majorC A minorAm
God knows what they'd say
D7D7
Might ruin your day
G+G
If these dogs could talk
🎸 Outro:
A minorAm
God knows what they'd say
D MajorD G+G D MajorD G+G
Might make someone's day if these dogs could talk