Chords with lyrics
♫ Intro:
G+G (x4)
♫ Verse 1:
G+G
It's gospel night at the strip club
C majorC G+G
Been sleepin' in my car
G+G D MajorD
I lead the singin' service with a half-ass tuned guitar
G+G C majorC
Brandy's singin' backup while Lonnie's tendin' bar
G+G D MajorD G+G
Just waitin' for more sinners to show up
♫ Verse 2:
G+G
Crystal just started dancin'
C majorC G+G
She's always right on point
G+G
She don't mind if you don't tip her
D MajorD G+G
As long as you slip her a joint
G+G
Patti's got an upper
C majorC G+G
To get her through her shift
G+G D MajorD G+G
And a downer so she can lay down with the kids
♫ Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
Hallelujah, hallelujah
C majorC D MajorD G+G
Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers'
G+G C majorC G+G
Hallelujah, hallelujah
G+G D MajorD G+G
Would you recognize him if he bought you a beer
♫ Verse 3:
G+G
Lonnie, he's a listener
C majorC G+G
He shoulda been a priest
G+G D MajorD G+G
It's the same confession on a barstool or your knees
G+G C majorC G+G
He makes a mean Manhattan but he ain't drank since '93
G+G D MajorD G+G
Does the last call benediction then wipes the bar slate clean
♫ Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
Hallelujah, hallelujah
C majorC D MajorD G+G
Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers'
G+G C majorC G+G
Hallelujah, hallelujah
G+G D MajorD G+G
Would you recognize him if he bought you a beer
♫ Verse 4:
G+G C majorC G+G
The same old dirty dollars, keep gettin' passed around
G+G D MajorD
To whoever needs 'em most and I guess that's me right now
G+G C majorC
Cause I'm starin' at this Jackson someone laid here at my feet
G+G D MajorD
That's gas in my ol' Honda and somethin' warm to eat
♫ Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
Hallelujah, hallelujah
C majorC D MajorD G+G
Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers'
G+G C majorC G+G
Hallelujah, hallelujah
G+G D MajorD G+G
He laid down a twenty, and then he disappeared