The Ballad Of Boogie Christ chords by Joseph Arthur

• Capo on 2nd

Intro:

A D A D


Verse:
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Christ would wear cowboy boots
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Christ would have sex
D
Christ would eat pizza
D
And cut black jack decks
A
Christ would be sober
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But christ would be fun
D
Christ would get over
D
On those trying to run
A
Christ would love hip hop
A
Metal and soul
D
Christ would bring chaos
D
The breath of control
A
Christ would be rocking
A
Christ would be free
D
He’d say there’s no difference
D
Between you and me


Chorus:
            A                D
This is the ballad of Boogie Christ
        A
Toss my salad
                 D
And feed me your rice


Verse:
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Christ baked potatoes
A
Christ chewing gum
D
Christ without pathos
D
Saying “yum yum”
A
Christ in the middle
A
Like the monkey with balls
D
Christ picking up
D
When euphoria calls
A
Hello, dear father
A
Hello there, my son
D
How have you been?
D
Well, I gotta run
A
OK I love you
A
See you real soon
D
Maybe September
D
Maybe next June


Chorus:
            A                D
This is the ballad of Boogie Christ
        A
Toss my salad
                       D
And throw wedding your rice



Verse:
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Christ would be careful
A
Christ would be brave
D
But Christ, he would never
D
Be anyone’s slave
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Christ is here now
A
Christ is beyond
D
Christ would watch Rocky
D
And On Golden Pond
A
Christ would relax
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And Christ would get mad
D
Christ would help answer
D
If judgment is bad
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Well, no and then yes
A
Well, yes and then no
D
Nothing is easy
D
But it’s simple to glow
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Just walk away
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From fear and deceit
D
Never surrender
D
But never compete
A
Cheer for your brother
A
Your rival, your friend
D
And help their survival
D
To beat you again


Chorus:
            A                D
This is the ballad of Boogie Christ
        A
Toss my salad
                 D
And feed me some rice


Break:
A D A D


Verse:
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Give and give freely
A
All that you can
D
Help show the worried
D
What it is to be man
A
Christ would be handsome
A
Christ would be gross
D
Christ would buy butter
D
And make you some toast
A
Christ would be savage
A
But Christ would be true
D
He’d say if you want him
D
Then look inside you
A
Yes, Christ would be savage
A
But christ would be true
D
He’d say if you want him
D
Then just look in you


Chorus:
            A                D
This is the ballad of Boogie Christ
        A
Toss my salad
                      D
And trow wedding your rice
            A                D
This is the ballad of Boogie Christ
        A
Toss my salad
                 D
And feed me your rice