Mounted Animal Nature Trail chords by The Arrogant Worms

• Capo on 3rd
• Difficulty: Beginner

Verse 1:
E                      A
On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail
E                  B
You'll be sure to see
E                    A
All Mother Nature's favorite pets
E            B
All sitting rigidly
E                     A
They're never hungry anymore
E                            B
They're last meal left them stuffed
E                       A
Don't worry they won't walk away
           B                 E
If you you try to pet their fluff

Chorus:
A
Where the dog goes   (pause)
E
And the cow goes   (pause)
A
And the bear goes   (pause)
E
And the pig goes   (pause)
A
And the crow goes   KWAH!
E               C#m
I guess it was alive.
F#
You can see all this
B
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail (Dance)

Verse 2:
E                    A
The Mounted Animal Nature Trail
E               B
It's great for mom and dad
E                    A
Where else can grandma and the kids
E               B
See the Silence of the Lambs
E                    A
Don't have to walk a hundred miles
E               B
Or climb the steepest hill
E                        A
And the only fiercesome sound you'll hear
B               E
Is the ringing of the till

Chorus:
A
Where the dog goes   (pause)
E
And the cow goes   (pause)
A
And the bear goes   (pause)
E
And the pig goes   (pause)
A
And the crow goes   KWAH!
E               C#m
I guess it was alive.
F#
You can see all this
B
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail (Dance)

Bridge:
C#                              F#
The only things that bite are the flies
C#                              F#
If you're feeling hungry try the nature trail surprise
B                                  E
If your old pall Rover won't roll over sit and beg
F#                                       B
You can stuff him full of silicate and ram him on a peg
N.C.
"Buh bye! Sit! Stay! Good-boy! Everybody!"

Chorus:
A
Where the dog goes   (pause)
E
And the cow goes   (pause)
A
And the bear goes   (pause)
E
And the pig goes   (pause)
A
And the crow goes   KWAH!
E               C#m
I guess it was alive.
F#
You can see all this
B
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail (Dance)