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Beginner
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Key: E
Intro:
E
Verse 1:
E
Billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom
E
Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol
E A
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
B
But Malcolm's got his own way, it's better than them all
Chorus:
A E
'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
A E
Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
A E
Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
B E
And he never has the same problem twice
Verse 2:
E
Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late
E
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate
E A
Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate
B
Or his fiancé who dumps him because he's gaining weight
Chorus:
A E
'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
A E
Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
A E
Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
B E
And he never has the same problem twice
AND HE GOES!!!
Outro:
A E B
(Screams of painful chainsaw death)
E*
Problem solved!
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* = play the chord once
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Song History
Published: May 18, 2025
Last Updated: September 10, 2025