I Must Be A Proctologist Because All I Do Is Deal With Assholes bass tab by The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches

Bass tabs

Tuning: Standard (E A D G)

...Soon
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A|------------------10-10---------------10-10---------------10-10-9-9-8-8--------------|
E|-0---12--10-10-12--------12--10-10-12--------12--10-10-12---------------0--0-0--3--0-|

Well contrary to what you think...
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D|---------------------------------------------------9-9-9-7-9-9---9---9---9---9---9---9---12----|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-6-7-7-7-7-------------7---7---7---7---7---7---7----12-|
E|-----------------7-7-7-7-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

Watch me as I take this knife...
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D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|

I've been used for all I'm worth...
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D|---------------------------------------------------9-9-9-7-9-9---9---9---9---9---9---9---12----|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-6-7-7-7-7-------------7---7---7---7---7---7---7----12-|
E|-----------------7-7-7-7-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

Why not do one fucking thing...
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D|----------------------------------------------------------------------9-9-7-6---|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------------------------------------------------9-|
E|-----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-5-------------|

Look into the mirror and you'll lie...
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D|---6-------6-------7-6-4------------------------------|
A|-7---9-7-----9-7-----------6--------------------------|
E|---------9-------5-------7---7-5-5-3-3-0--0-0--0-0--0-|

I can't believe he's gone for good...
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A|---7-4------------6-4-----6-7--6--4-4-4-4-----------------------------------------6-6-6-9-|
E|-5-----7-5-3-0-7------7-5-----------------5-5-5-5-7-5-4-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7---------|

You talk down to me...
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D|---------9-9-7-7-10-10-10-10-12-12-12-12-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-7-7-7-7---------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|

So are you happy now?
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D|---------------------------------------------------9-9-9-7-9-9---9---9---9---9---9---9---12----|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-6-7-7-7-7-------------7---7---7---7---7---7---7----12-|
E|-----------------7-7-7-7-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

My last will and testimate...
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D|----------------------------------------------------------------------9-9-7-6---|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------------------------------------------------9-|
E|-----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-5-------------|

Talk to your new shiny friends...
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D|---6-------6-------7-6-4------------------------------|
A|-7---9-7-----9-7-----------6-----------7--7-7--7-7--7-|
E|---------9-------5-------7---7-5-5-3-3----------------|

Let's have a toast to our old friend...
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A|---7-4------------6-4-----6-7--6--4-4-4-4-----------|
E|-5-----7-5-3-0-7------7-5-----------------5-5-5-5-7-|

And it's so easy...(3x)
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D|-------6----------6---|
A|-7-7-7---7--7-7-7---7-|
E|----------------------|

And it's so easey to just give up...
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D|-------6----------------------------|
A|-7-7-7---7--------------------------|
E|------------8-8-8-7----0--0-0--3--0-|