The Disaster March chords by Lawrence Arms

Intro:

Em C (x2)

Verse:

G                       C
There was a time and a place
G                       C
That was all full of mistakes
G                                C
And a face that was all full of sh*t
G                     C
I was frustrated and angry
G                 C
I was more than alive
G                 C
A catcher in the rye
G        C
I was a jet plane
   G          C
I was a thin membrane
G            D                         C
Washing and preening and shedding all hope
      G               D                  C
I am Hot Shots, Part Deux, I'm Down Periscope
     G                   G/F#        Em                C
The rope that I'm hanged from keeps telling me what to do
     G              G/F#
I'm p**sing on the fires
     Em                    C           G
and learning a remarkable truth about you

Interlude:

G  G/F#  C  (x2)

Verse:

Em       C
Ugly is ugly
         Em     C    G       G/F#      Em
Transformation is a dream, a dream, a dream
Em  C         G
So love what you are
G/F#      Em        C      G   G/F#   Em
Not what you would like to be

Chorus:

       Em
I'm a drunk with a job
          D           C
I've got pictures to prove it
          Em
Got some junk in my trunk
         D              C
And the dance moves to move it
       Em
I'm a drunk with a job
          D           C
I've got pictures to prove it
          Em
Got some junk in my trunk
         D              C
And the dance moves to move it
Em                   D      C
I am written on the subway walls
Em           D      C
I am bitter when I fall
Em                   D      C
I am written on the subway walls
Em                  D   C
I am bitter when I fall

Interlude:

Em C (x2)

Chorus:

Em                   D      C
I am written on the subway walls
C
I am bitter when I fall
Em                   D      C
I am written on the subway walls
C
I am bitter when I fall
Em                   D      C
I am written on the subway walls
C
I am bitter when I fall
Em                   D      C
I am written on the subway walls
C                   Em
I am bitter when I fall

Bridge:

Em                            C
Shout me in the streets and parks
Em                          C
Scr*pe your voices on the stars
Em                            C
Shout me in the streets and parks
Em                          C
Scr*pe your voices on the stars
        Em   C   G   G/F#    Em   C   G   G/F#
Whoa oh oh

Refrain:

Em                   C                     G
I'm a man with a guitar, I am Three's Company
                    G/F#                      Em
It's the end of the world, sit and watch with me
Em                   C                     G
I'm a man with a guitar, I am Three's Company
                    G/F#                      Em
It's the end of the world, sit and watch with me
C     G
Oh-oh
G/F#  Em
Oh-oh
C      G   G/F#
Oh-oh

Outro:

Em           C
"Good friend
           G
how loud do
             G/F#
You want life
            Em
to shout her
C           G    G/F#  Em
Answers in your ear?"