Chords with lyrics
A7A7 D MajorD CdimCdim A7A7 FdimFdim
A augmentedA fine romance with no kisses
F#m7F#m7 Bm7Bm7 G+G G/F# A7/13 A7A7
A augmentedA fine romance, my friend, this is
D MajorD D7M D7D7 G+G G/F# CdimCdim A7A7
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
D6D6 B7B7 G#m7G#m7 F#7F#7 B7B7
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potahtoes
A7A7 D MajorD CdimCdim A7A7 FdimFdim
A augmentedA fine romance, you won't nestle
F#m7F#m7 Bm7Bm7 G+G G/F# A7/13 A7A7
A augmentedA fine romance, you won't wrestle
D MajorD A7A7 D7D7 D9D9 Am7Am7 B7B7
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
E minor 7Em7 FdimFdim F#m7F#m7 B7B7 E minor 7Em7 A7/9- D MajorD
I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance
A7A7 D MajorD CdimCdim A7A7 FdimFdim
A augmentedA fine romance, my good woman
F#m7F#m7 Bm7Bm7 G+G G/F# A7/13 A7A7
My strong, aged in the wood woman
D6D6 B7B7 G#m7G#m7 F#7F#7 B7B7
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
D6D6 B7B7 G#m7G#m7 GdimGdim F#7F#7 B7B7
At least the y flap their fins to express emotion
A7A7 D MajorD CdimCdim A7A7 FdimFdim
A augmentedA fine romance, with no clinches
F#m7F#m7 Bm7Bm7 G+G G/F# A7/13 A7A7
A augmentedA fine romance with no hitches
D MajorD A7A7 D7D7 D9D9 Am7Am7 B7B7
You never give the orchids I send a glance
E minor 7Em7 FdimFdim F#m7F#m7 B7B7 E minor 7Em7 A7/9- D MajorD
No, you like cactus plants this is a fine romance