The Lidl Song chords by Andy Conway

Intro:


D

Verse 1:

D                                                   G A
I've been shopping in Dunnes Stores now all me life,
D                                    G A
But suddenly walks in my lovely wife
G
We haven't gat a drop of milk now
A
and the rent man's on his way,
G

I got me hair washed cut and blow dried
A
so we've no funds left today.


Chorus:
            D      G     A
We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, whatever the feck it's called
            D     G     A
We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, the prices say it all,
G
I got a pair of shoes an anorak scuba gear
                A
chicken nuggets satellite T.V.
G                                           A
I got the whole back garden decked out for 14.43.

I forgot the milk, D G A

and she'll fucking kill me. D G A

Verse 2:

D                                  G A
Every month the magazine comes out,
D                                          G A
from camping gear to brand new German stout.
G
Me mother wont touch the meat
A                          G
She thinks its odd and the father's wearing Lycra,
         A
just to walk the fecking dog.



Chorus:

            D     G     A
We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, whatever the feck it's called
            D     G     A
We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, the prices say it all,
G
I got a lawnmower, vollyball laptop dartboard#
A                    G
a box of Hitler tea, I have the Christing fecking sorted
A                                         D G A
with enofe for J.R.B's, I forgot the milk.4

Verse 3:

D                                   G A
Now me shopping's less that 20 quid,
D                                          G A
Cheap auld Mars bars take up half me fridge,
G                       A
The Tayto's still crap, we'll forgive them for that.
G                                 A
The vodka almost kills you with a sip


Outro:
             D     G    A
We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, whatever the feck it's called
            D     G     A
We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, the prices say it all,
G
I got a weighing scales beach towel head torch
A
and a foot spa for herself.
G                                    A
I got a little German midget to come home and wash the delph,
                 D G A
I forgot the milk,
                 D G A
I forgot the milk,

cheers.