La tab by Andrew Jackson Jihad

When playing the C, alternate with G my moving your top fingers to the G position; standard folk
thing to do.

C
If it's true, oh, what they say
                 F
That good things come to those who wait
         G              F
Then how exactly do you explain
          C          G             C
All those poor, dumb bastards in L.A.

              C
They came for stardom
They came for fame
             F
Now they got holes inside their brains
     G             F
From freebasing cocaine
          C          G             C
All those poor, dumb bastards in L.A.

C
They're ghosts and robots
Complacent broads
                       F
And all the girls have implants
And they're all blonde
             G                     F
There are no sunsets, there are no dawns
         C        G                C
In that sad, sad place they call L.A.

Take it away, Nick
Do a whistle solo
C, F, G, F, C, G, C (as in the verse pattern)
[Whistles]

              C
They came for stardom
They came for fame
                F
And they've got holes in their brains
      G            F
From freebasing cocaine
       C          G            C
Those poor, dumb bastards in L.A.
       C          G            C
Those poor, dumb bastards in L.A.
         F         G                    C