Chords with lyrics
G+G E minorEm
If I had a cigarette for every time a perfect stranger asked me for a cigarette
C majorC G+G
then I'd have enough cigarettes to get me through the day.
G+G E minorEm
And if I had some spare change every time a perfect stranger asked me for some spare change
C majorC D MajorD
then I'd have enough spare change to take care of these bills I need to pay.
E minorEm C majorC D MajorD E minorEm C majorC A minorAm
And dude I know that times are tough but that does not mean that you can have my stuff
G+G E minorEm
So how about a ride? I can drive you to the shelter
C majorC D MajorD
We can eat dinner at the Andre house and you can even take a shower
E minorEm C majorC D MajorD A minorAm
Cause I think you deserve much more than a smoke and 50 cents
E minorEm C majorC D MajorD A minorAm
You deserve to be self-sufficient and buy your own cigarettes
E minorEm C majorC D MajorD A minorAm D MajorD
G+G D MajorD
Oh, when the saints, oh, when the saints, oh when the saints go marching in
G+G C majorC G+G D MajorD G+G
They will feed you so much pizza that you'll forget about the rut that you are in
G+G C majorC
Oh, when the saints, Oh, when the saints, oh when the saints come marching in
G+G D MajorD C majorC
Well I'm sure they'll feel so much better with the illusion
D MajorD G+G
that they are helping out those sinners
C majorC D MajorD G+G
when all they really do is buy those so called sinners shitty dinners
C majorC D MajorD
Like 5 dollar Hot and Ready pizzas and high fructose corn syrup punch
G+G C majorC
You diabetic and apathetic, wondering when they will bring you lunch
G+G C majorC G+G D MajorD G+G
to the park they keep you in, when the saints go marching in
G+G E minorEm
So I wish I had a cigarette for every time a perfect stranger asked me for a cigarette
C majorC Am? G+G
but I wonder what a cigarette will really do to help that person out
G+G E minorEm
I wish to God I had some spare change for every time a perfect stranger asked me for some spare change
C majorC Am? G+G
but there's not enough spare change in the world to make such an empty gesture count.