Chords with lyrics
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e--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--3--|
B--1-----------1-----------3-----------0--|
G--0-----------2-----------2-----------0--|
D--2-----------3-----------------------0--|
A--3-----------------------------------2--|
E--------------------------------------3--|
C majorC FF
you're helpless, and hopeless
DmDm G+G
you wanna help out the homeless
C majorC FF DmDm G+G
but you've got problems
C majorC FF
you're selfish, and worthless
DmDm G+G
and you have no fucking purpose
C majorC FF DmDm G+G
you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob
DmDm G+G C majorC FF DmDm G+G C majorC
whoa-oh whoa WHOOOAAAAA whoooaaaaa-ohhh-oooohhh
C majorC FF
there are morals that conflict with orals
DmDm G+G
that conflict with anals that believe in angels
C majorC FF DmDm G+G
angels are hating on you
C majorC FF
if good is the absence of evil
DmDm G+G
and evil is the absence of good
C majorC FF
there is an axis of evil
DmDm G+G
rolling into this neighborhood
DmDm FF
with the sound of gunshots
C majorC E MajorE A minorAm
bang! pow!! pswchh!!!
DmDm G+G C majorC A minorAm DmDm G+G C. G. Am. DmDm G+G C majorC
whoa-oh
C majorC FF
it was then that i found i am a vampire
DmDm A minorAm
i have fangs fucking 15 inches long
C majorC FF
the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood
DmDm A minorAm
feels so good i am compelled to sing this song
C majorC FF
and at night when i retire to my coffin
DmDm A minorAm
to sleep for a hundred years or more
C majorC FF
all you people that i know will have died long ago
DmDm A minorAm A minorAm - FF - C majorC
and their children will have died ten years before
DmDm G+G C majorC G+G A minorAm