Chords with lyrics
ocultar tablatura
Intro:
C majorC C majorC
e|---X---0---X---0---|
BB|---X---1---X---3p1-|
G+G|---X---0---X---0---|
D MajorD|---X---2---X---2---| x4
A augmentedA|---X---3---X---3---|
E MajorE|---X-------X-------|
FF FF G+G G+G
e|---X---1---X---1---X---3---X---3---|
BB|---X---1---X---1---X---3---X---3---|
G+G|---X---2---X---2---X---4---X---4---|
D MajorD|---X---3---X---3---X---5---X---5---|
A augmentedA|---X---3---X---3---X---5---X---5---|
E MajorE|---X---1---X---1---X---3---X---3---|
Verse
C majorC
I like telling dirty jokes,
C majorC
and I like smoking crystal meth,
FF G+G C majorC
but darling I love you.
C majorC
And I like laughing at retards,
C majorC
and I like throwing rocks at dogs,
FF G+G C majorC
but darling I love you.
FF E MajorE
I love you like the moon and stars,
C majorC FF
when little kids get hit by cars,
FF G+G C majorC
girl you know its true.
FF G+G C majorC
Darling, I love you.
*play the intro again here*
Verse
C majorC
I've been tryin' to move on,
C majorC
since you left, since you've been gone,
FF G+G C majorC
but its so hard on me.
C majorC
Talked to a girl in first hour,
C majorC
bought her a cd, bought her a flower,
FF G+G C majorC
but she's a stupid cunt.
FF E MajorE
But I'll take anything,
C majorC FF
and I'll take anyone.
FF E MajorE
I'll take an angry lesbian
C majorC FF
with a loaded gun.
FF E MajorE
I'll take a whore with syphilis
C majorC FF
and gonorrhea too.
FF G+G C majorC
But darling, I love you.