Secret Santa chords by Ana Gasteyer

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Key: C

🎅 Intro:
 Maya Rudolph
C  Dm7   Em7      Dm7
    Hey, Ana! Where've you been, girl?
C            Am
I didn't see you at the holiday office party
N.C.
Ana Gasteyer
G        C
Oh, Maya, I'm so glad you called!
Dm7   Em7        Dm7       C       Am
I need a friend to lean on.  I think I got woke this weekend!
         G
Rudolph Spill the beans!

🎅 Verse 1:
C      Dm7     Em7      Dm7
Call me a banana, but I went down to Havana
  C       Dm7   Em7    G
To buy my Secret Santa a present today
   C       Dm7    Em7    A
But I slipped on a banana, woke up in a cabana
    Dm7      C7     A        C
Sippin' rum and orange Fanta, so I think that I'll stay

🎅 Verse 2:
  F
My Secret Santa's rich and handsome
  C       C7
He drives a fancy car
 F           A#7
I knew just what to get him
  G       G5 Gm G7
He loves a fat cigar
  F
He finds my stories silly
  C        C7
He says I laugh too loud
              A
But now I see how life can be
  D7          G
I'm brassy and sassy and proud!

🎅 Chorus:
  C       Dm7
So, tell my Secret Santa
  Em7     A
I'm stayin' in Havana
   D
Don't want his big banana
    G      C
And his gift will be late


🎅 Interlude: Rudolph
C
So, let me get this straight.
Dm7       Em7    Dm7       C
You flew down to Havana to buy that jerk a gift
    A       D
For the holiday office party,
           G
Then you slipped on a banana,
C
Cracked your head on the sidewalk,
  Dm7      Em7
And woke up in a cabana,
        A
And now you're spiritually,
Dm7             Em7
Sexually, and politically enlightened?
     C
Gasteyer: Yes!, Rudolph: Terrific!

🎅 Solo:
C  Dm7  Em7  Dm7  C  A  Dm  G

C  Dm7  Em7  A  Dm7 C  C7

🎅 Verse 2:
 F         F7
I wanted to impress him
    C       C7
That's why I flew so far
  F        A
He likes me calm, polite, and quiet
   D7          G7
Pero quiero bailar y cantar

🎅 Chorus:
  C        Dm7
So, suck it, Secret Santa
  Em7     A
I'm stayin' in Havana
   Dm7
Don't want his big banana
N.C.        G  C7
He's a terrible lay

🎅 Bridge:
    F           C
All my friends will sing Hallelujah Hosana
F               C      C7
Shout from the rooftops, skip 'round the piano
     F             Em7   A
How many times did I say that it's Ana, not Ana?
  D            Em7    A
I'm kickin' his ass all the way to Montana
D                  Em7        A
You don't have to worry 'cause we'll keep your secret, Santa
D               Em7    A
Ain't nobody care about your banana in Havana
    D7             G    C
See you later, Secret Santa, happy holidays!