Perfect Wife Chords

Intro: Am E Am E Verse: Am I sat down to watch the game My wife came in E She found my cocaine Am I tore out her eyes She can't find my supplies E Or much else Pre-Chorus: F E Dm E Ohhh, what a perfect wife Am E Am E Love of my life

Verse: Am She sang along to CCR E I smashed her face into the VCR Am I choked her until her tongue was hanging E And then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out Pre-Chorus: F E Dm E Ohhh, what a tasteless wife Love of my... Chorus: Am Don't say word my darling C I know how you feel F C It's been years since I have looked at you this way F And if I've hurt you E Please forgive me Am E Am E Love makes you do funny things Verse: Am Her playing the piano E Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake Am I took her little fingers E As a souvenir of her playing Pre-Chorus: F E Dm E Ohhh, what a talented wife Am Love of my life Bridge: Am Coming home from work one day E My wife had found a new way to rig the door Am Shotgun pointed towards me Trigger pulled E My body lying on the floor F E Dm E Oh, what a talented wife And the last thing she said to me was... Chorus: Am Don't say word my darling C I know how you feel F C It's been years since I have looked at you this way F And if I've hurt you E Please forgive me Am Love makes you do funny things Outro: Am E Am E Am E Am E