Once Upon A Time At Texaco Pt 1 chords by Amigo The Devil

Intro:

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Verse 1:

We were sittin' at the party drinkin' heavy
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Yellin' "belief in life after love"

We were so damn drunk
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Doin' our best impressions of Cher that we could


Verse 2:

Until someone said "I'd kill for more tequila"
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Another voice said "Fuck me, we're out of drugs!"
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In a moment of silence, I had an idea
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Slowly started standing up

Verse 3:
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Oh, just let me use your car and I'll go

I didn't have money
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But i knew my friend, he always kept a pistol in the car
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So I parked down the street where no one would see me
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And walked into the gas station store

Chorus:
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Yellin' "la la di da, don't start to cry
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Just give me what I want, and I'll go
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La la di da, put the money inside"
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'Cause no one wants to die in a Texaco

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Verse 4:

I was staring at the man behind the counter
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The customers were laying on the floor
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I said, "We're gonna sing a song, it's called 'The Sound of Silence'
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And you, just open the fucking drawer!"

Verse 5:

But he pulled out a gun like a magician
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Well, I've also learned some magic over the years
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My bullet hocus pocused through the back of his head
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And made the side of his jaw disappear

Chorus:
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God damnit, la la di da, I told you not to try
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Look at what you made me do
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La la di da, now you're gonna die
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The only one to blame here is you

Verse 6:

Well, I'm guessing that you all feel like a hostage
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But I'm sure it feels nice to be held
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Though comedy and tragedy are historically linked
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The joke didn't Go over too well

Verse 7:
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"Oh, please let us go
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I promise that we won't say a thing"
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I said "The next you Do decides the version of you your family will see again"

Verse 8:
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I had no idea where I was goin'
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I just know I had to get out of this town
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Just give me your keys, you're comin' with me
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A few minutes later, we were nowhere to be found

Chorus:
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La la di da, enjoy the ride
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Keep your eyes on the road
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La la di da, there was a sign
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120 miles from Mexico

And then it hit me