Like Global Warming chords by AlicebanD

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
e|--------2------------------------------------|
B|--2---1-2---1--------------2-1-2-1-----------|
G|-----3------1--3--1-3-3-----3----1---3-1-3---|
D|---------------------4-3---------------------|
A|--1----------------------1---------------1---|
D|---------------------------------------------|


Verse:
     Gm              Bb              F                 Gm
Stop rhyming, make me happy, make me think of something else,
     Gm              Bb           F#                Ab
Stop crying, don’t be sappy, be a man, show you can help,
     Gm                  Bb              F                 Gm
Come with me, don’t just sit there, don’t rely upon me for support
       Gm             Bb           F#                Ab
I will never help you with your pain, I’ll pick it till it’s sore…

Chorus:
      Bbm                            F#
I am a woman, but I shouldn’t have to mother you,
         Ab                           Eb
I have a brain and some wisdom I could share,
             Bbm                               F#
And we could talk about the world, and all it’s problems we could solve,
           Ab                               Eb
If we just think about something that’s not ourselves.


Verse:
     Gm                 Bb              F                   Gm
Stop thinking, have some action, move yourself from off that bed,
     Gm                  Bb                  F#                Ab
Stop drinking, put that fag down, take those thoughts from out your head,
     Gm                  Bb               F            Gm
You lead me, take control and do something not for yourself,
       Gm             Bb           F#                Ab
Please fight back, push it further, hurt me so I don’t hurt myself…


Chorus:
      Bbm                            F#
I am a woman, but I shouldn’t have to mother you,
         Ab                           Eb
I have a brain and some wisdom I could share,
             Bbm                               F#
And we could talk about the world, and all it’s problems we could solve,
           Ab                               Eb
If we just think about something that’s not ourselves.


Verse:
        Gm               Bb                 F                  Gm
Oh stop sulking, its not about you, it wont affect your male physique,
          Gm                Bb            F#              Ab
Stop this posing, stop this image, stop supposing I might leave,
          Gm                 Bb                 F                  Gm
Stop your smoking, stop your drinking, quit the drugs, lay off the sex,
        Gm              Bb             F#              Ab
Stop it all and I might love you, then again I like the mess…


Chorus:
      Bbm                                 F#
I like my mind like this so I'm not gonna change it,
          Ab                              Eb
I like to fight so please don’t take this deep to heart,
             Bbm                            F#
And we can talk about the world and all its problems we could solve,
            Ab                             Eb
If we could talk about something that’s not ourselves…


Verse:
     Gm               Bb             F                  Gm
Stop rhyming, make me happy, make me think of something else,
     Gm               Bb          F#              Ab
Stop crying, don’t be sappy, be a man don’t be yourself,
       Gm               Bb            F               Gm
I have had it, I'm not saying just to criticize your ways,
           Gm          Bb              F#             Ab
As you are you and I am me and neither one of us will change…


Outro:
       Bbm                                     F#
I like my mind like this (and I like your little kisses)
          Ab                                 Eb
I like my life like this (I like pretty boys in dresses)
       Bbm                                     F#
I like my mind like this (and I like the way you watch me)
          Ab                         Eb
And I like the way we’ll push it all away.