Shit Boat No Fans chords by Alestorm

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
     Bbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
     Fm              Ab          Bbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
     Bbm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
              Fm           Ab         Fm            Bbm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

     Bbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
     Fm              Ab          Bbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
           Bbm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
   Fm              Ab          Fm              Bbm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn

Verse 2:
     Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
     F#m             A           Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
     Bm
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
         F#m           A          F#m           Bm
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet

     Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
     F#m             A           Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
     Bm
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
    F#m           A         F#m  Bm
And all your crew look like Lego bricks

Verse 3:
     Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
     Gm              Bb          Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
     Cm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
              Gm           Bb         Gm            Cm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

     Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
     Gm              Bb          Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
           Cm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
   Gm              Bb          Gm              Cm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn