Chords with lyrics
(Intro)
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Dear Uber Driver
C majorC A minorAm
Here's a few things, you need to know if
FF G+G C majorC
You wanna take this full time woman for a ride
(Verse 1)
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Hurry don't be late
C majorC A minorAm
Meet me at the gate
A minorAm
Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face
FF G+G
I'm gonna need my light
G+G
My brows are even right
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Why you watching me?
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Oi eyes on the street!
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Now don't avert your eyes
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I'm 'bout to shave my thighs
A minorAm
And if this tuck gets any looser
You'll see a suprise
FF
Don't play it by the book
G+G
Go on it's fine to look
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Like what you see?
That's fine have a peak
(Pre-chorus 1)
C majorC A minorAm
You gotta know, first of all I ain't no lady
FF
Matter fact I'm fucking crazy
G+G C majorC
Bitch you better make that light
GO!GO! What the fuck
(Chorus)
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Dear Uber driver
A minorAm
Here's a few things you need to know if
FF G+G C majorC
You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride
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(Shouln't we be using lyft )
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Dear Uber driver
A minorAm
Lookin' at me, don't be so nervous
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Bet you never saw a bunch of air bags look so fine
(I'm too pretty to die!)
(Verse 2)
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After the show tonight
A minorAm
I'll be drunk and high
FF
So while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guy
FF
Wait while I get him off
G+G
You know that's never long
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By the way your seats
Need Tide and Febreze
(Pre-chorus 2)
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I already know I'm a queen I ain't no lady
FF
Don't be saying nothing shady
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I will read your whole damn life
Listen here you dog ass mole
(Chorus)
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Dear Uber Driver
A minorAm
Here's a few things you need to know if
FF G+G C majorC
You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride
(This isn't a pool get out of my car)
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Dear Uber driver
A minorAm
Don't you know you that objects in the mirror
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Might be looking bigger than they do when they're inside
(Oh, it's an 8.5 surge)
(Bridge)
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We'll be stopping at the red light up ahead
A minorAm
Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio
FF
I'm not too good to try
G+G
Blowing a taxi guy
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I'm just a chick
If you don't mind a dick
(Pre-chorus)
C majorC A minorAm
You got to know first of all I ain't no lady
FF
But I'm fresher than a daisy
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Wait I wanna flash that guy
(Hey, hey! Look at these)
(Chorus)
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Dear Uber driver
A minorAm
Here's a few things you need to know if
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You want a business from a special :
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Dear Uber driver
A minorAm
If you wanna get that five star rating
FF
Get me to the gig
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And make sure I arrive alive
(Click it or ticket)
(Outro)
Uber driver