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Dear Uber Driver chords by Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

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(Intro)
Chord diagramC majorC
Dear Uber Driver
Chord diagramC majorC               Chord diagramA minorAm
Here's a few things, you need to know if
           Chord diagramFF                    Chord diagramG+G          Chord diagramC majorC
You wanna take this full time woman for a ride

(Verse 1)
Chord diagramC majorC
Hurry don't be late
Chord diagramC majorC                    Chord diagramA minorAm
Meet me at the gate
Chord diagramA minorAm
Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face
Chord diagramFF                        Chord diagramG+G
I'm gonna need my light
Chord diagramG+G
My brows are even right
Chord diagramC majorC
Why you watching me?
Chord diagramC majorC
Oi eyes on the street!
Chord diagramC majorC
Now don't avert your eyes
Chord diagramC majorC
I'm 'bout to shave my thighs
Chord diagramA minorAm
And if this tuck gets any looser
You'll see a suprise
Chord diagramFF
Don't play it by the book
Chord diagramG+G
Go on it's fine to look
Chord diagramC majorC
Like what you see?
That's fine have a peak

(Pre-chorus 1)
Chord diagramC majorC                                       Chord diagramA minorAm
You gotta know, first of all I ain't no lady
                        Chord diagramFF
Matter fact I'm fucking crazy
Chord diagramG+G                                Chord diagramC majorC
Bitch you better make that light
GO!GO! What the fuck

(Chorus)
Chord diagramC majorC
Dear Uber driver
                  Chord diagramA minorAm
Here's a few things you need to know if
              Chord diagramFF               Chord diagramG+G              Chord diagramC majorC
You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride
Chord diagramC majorC
(Shouln't we be using lyft )
Chord diagramC majorC
Dear Uber driver
             Chord diagramA minorAm
Lookin' at me, don't be so nervous
               Chord diagramFF                Chord diagramG+G                  Chord diagramC majorC
Bet you never saw a bunch of air bags look so fine
(I'm too pretty to die!)

(Verse 2)
Chord diagramC majorC
After the show tonight
                        Chord diagramA minorAm
I'll be drunk and high
                                                       Chord diagramFF
So while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guy
Chord diagramFF
Wait while I get him off
Chord diagramG+G
You know that's never long
Chord diagramC majorC
By the way your seats
Need Tide and Febreze

(Pre-chorus 2)
Chord diagramC majorC                                        Chord diagramA minorAm
I already know I'm a queen I ain't no lady
                          Chord diagramFF
Don't be saying nothing shady
Chord diagramG+G                            Chord diagramC majorC
I will read your whole damn life
Listen here you dog ass mole

(Chorus)
Chord diagramC majorC
Dear Uber Driver
                 Chord diagramA minorAm
Here's a few things you need to know if
           Chord diagramFF                 Chord diagramG+G                    Chord diagramC majorC
You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride
(This isn't a pool get out of my car)
Chord diagramC majorC
Dear Uber driver
                    Chord diagramA minorAm
Don't you know you that objects in the mirror
                 Chord diagramFF                 Chord diagramG+G                     Chord diagramC majorC
Might be looking bigger than they do when they're inside
(Oh, it's an 8.5 surge)

(Bridge)
Chord diagramC majorC
We'll be stopping at the red light up ahead
Chord diagramA minorAm
Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio
Chord diagramFF
I'm not too good to try
Chord diagramG+G
Blowing a taxi guy
Chord diagramC majorC
I'm just a chick
If you don't mind a dick

(Pre-chorus)
Chord diagramC majorC                                          Chord diagramA minorAm
You got to know first of all I ain't no lady
                          Chord diagramFF
But I'm fresher than a daisy
Chord diagramG+G                          Chord diagramC majorC
Wait I wanna flash that guy
(Hey, hey! Look at these)

(Chorus)
Chord diagramC majorC
Dear Uber driver
               Chord diagramA minorAm
Here's a few things you need to know if
              Chord diagramFF               Chord diagramG+G         Chord diagramC majorC
You want a business from a special  :
Chord diagramC majorC
Dear Uber driver
               Chord diagramA minorAm
If you wanna get that five star rating
               Chord diagramFF
Get me to the gig
              Chord diagramG+G              Chord diagramC majorC
And make sure I arrive alive
(Click it or ticket)

(Outro)
Uber driver

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