Chords with lyrics
Intro:
C(add2)/E Fmaj7Fmaj7 C(add2)/E Fmaj7Fmaj7
Pulitzer:
C(add2)/E Fmaj7Fmaj7
Nunzio knows, when
E minor 7Em7 Am7Am7
He's cutting my hair:
Dm9Dm9 G7G7
Trim a bit here,
Bb/CBb/C C7C7
And then trim a bit there.
Fmaj7Fmaj7 E7E7
Just a modest adjustment
Am7Am7 D7D7 F/GF/G G7G7 F/GF/G G7G7
Can fatten the bottom line.
C(add2)/E Fmaj7Fmaj7
Shaving is tricky:
E minor 7Em7 Am7Am7
The razor should float
Dm9Dm9 G7G7
Shave me too close
Bb/CBb/C C7C7
And you may slit my throat.
Fmaj7Fmaj7 E7E7
Its the simplest solutions
Am7Am7 D7D7 F/GF/G G7G7 F/GF/G G7G7
That bolster the bottom line
Fmaj7Fmaj7
Give me a week
E minor 7Em7 Am7Am7
And I'll train them to be
Fmaj7Fmaj7 E minor 7Em7 Am7Am7
Like an army that's marching to war.
G/AG/A A7A7
Proud of themselves
F#m7F#m7 Bm7Bm7
And so grateful to me,
E minor 7Em7 G/AG/A A augmentedA Gmaj7/A
They'll be begging to pay even more!
A/GA/G D/F#D/F# Gmaj7Gmaj7
When there's dirt on our shoes, boys,
F#m7F#m7 Bm7Bm7
For Gods sake, relax!
Em9Em9 A7A7
Why throw them out?
C/DC/D D7D7
All we need is some wax
Gmaj7Gmaj7 F#7F#7 Bm7Bm7
Listen well to these barbershop lessons,
E7E7 Em7b5Em7b5 Gm(maj7) Gm6Gm6
For they'll see you through.
Employees:
F#m7F#m7 Gmaj7Gmaj7 F#m7F#m7 Gmaj7Gmaj7
When you're stuck in the muck you'll be fine.
F#m7F#m7 Gmaj7Gmaj7 Em9Em9 A7A7
You'll erase any trace of decline.
Seitz:
F#m7F#m7
With a trim
Hannah:
Gmaj7Gmaj7
And a snip
Bunsen:
F#m7F#m7
And a shine!
Pulitzer:
Bm7Bm7 E minor 7Em7
And the pow'r of the press,
Gmaj7/A A7sus A# diminished A#dim B minorBm
Yes! Once again is mine!
E9E9 E9E9 Gmaj7/A
Just a few common cents,
A13A13 D/F#D/F#
Gents, thats the bottom line!
Employees:
D/F#D/F# Gmaj7Gmaj7
Every new outcome
F#m7F#m7 Bm7Bm7
It's income for you,
Em9Em9 A7A7 G/DG/D D MajorD