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INTRO: A
VERSE ONE:
A
If I was a beer
A
I'd be cold, cold, cold
A
After what you'd done, the way you shook me up
A
Boy, I'd explode
A
I'd have eleven good friends by my side
A
Waiting their turn on a Friday night
A
Ready to mess you up
A
But honey, you're in luck
CHORUS:
A
'Cause I'm a fine, fine wine
A
I'm a slow, sweet pour
F#m D
I can be a little bitter, but I ain't a hard hitter
A E
Like a thirty from the grocery store
A
So baby, goodbye-bye-bye
A
All I gotta say is cheers
F#m D
You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR
A E
'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here
A
If I was a beer
Mmm, yeah
VERSE TWO:
A
Baby, over the years
A
I'm only gonna get better with age
A
And when you're sick of Milwaukee, you're gonna want me
A
'Cause you can't forget the taste
A
You're gonna want me on your lips, wanna hold me in your hands
A
Gonna want a second sip but you ain't gon' get the chance
A
'Cause I'll be making someone crazy on some love drunk
A
Maybe out in Cali, maybe out in France
CHORUS:
A
'Cause I'm a fine, fine wine
A
I'm a slow, sweet pour
F#m D
I can be a little bitter, but I ain't a hard hitter
A E
Like a thirty from the grocery store
A
So baby, goodbye-bye-bye
A
All I gotta say is cheers
F#m D
You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR
A E
'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here
BRIDGE:
A
If I was a beer
A
I'd be cheaper, probably wind up tossed out
A
Roadside in the country
A
If I was a beer I'd be weaker
A
You'd just get what you wanted from me
A D E
And you'd crush me, but you can't crush me
CHORUS:
A
'Cause I'm a fine, fine wine
A
I'm a slow, sweet pour
F#m D
I can be a little bitter, but I ain't a hard hitter
A E
Like a thirty from the grocery store
A
So baby, goodbye-bye-bye
A
All I gotta say is cheers
F#m D
You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR
A E
'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here
A
If I was a beer
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Last Updated: January 28, 2026