Touchy Feely Fool Ukulele chords by AJR

Key: C

Verse:
          C
Well, I'm not too superstitious
      G
But I knock on wood a lot
        Dm
Prayin' I'll wake up tomorrow
        F
Get the guts to tell you off
      C
But I know I'll never get there
          G
You could scream you wish me dead
               Dm
But I'll crawl back to you tomorrow
        F
Why the hell can't I get mad?

Pre-Chorus:
    C                  G
Someday, won't this be funny?
                      Dm
Well, I want it funny now
             F
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
    C                  G
Someday, won't this be long ago?
                  Dm
I wanna feel that now
           F
Sorry if I can't see how

Chorus:
    C
I'm screwed
                       G
But, hey, what can you do?
                   Dm
I'm a touchy feely fool
             Am              G
I would give anything to not give a shit
      C
About you
               G
Life is pretty cruel
                   Dm
For a touchy feely fool
             Am              G                  C     G     Dm
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do
             Am              G
I would give anything to not give a shit

Verse:
          C
Well, I'm not too claustrophobic
      G
But I lose my breath sometimes
      Dm
Now I can't even talk to ya
         F
Now your lawyers talk to mine
          C
Could you teach me to be ruthless?
        G
Could I be unfeeling too?
      Dm
Maybe someday, when I'm older
        F
I'll be better off like you

Bridge:
                 C
I'm better off a stick, I'm better off a stone
                 G
I'm better off a jerk, I'm better off alone
               Dm
I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss
             Am                        G
I won't feel much, at least I won't be feeling this

Chorus:

    C
I'm screwed
                       G
But, hey, what can you do?
                   Dm
I'm a touchy feely fool
             Am              G
I would give anything to not give a shit
      C
About you
               G
Life is pretty cruel
                   Dm
For a touchy feely fool
             Am              G                  C          Dm
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do
G     Dm
I do, I do
             Am              G
I would give anything to not give a shit

Outro:
        C                  G
But someday, won't this be funny?
                      Dm
Well, I want it funny now
             F
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
    C                  G
Someday, won't this be long ago?
                  Dm
I wanna feel that now
           F
Sorry if I can't see how
    C    G
Someday
    Dm   F
Someday
    C    G    Dm    F
Someday