Geek Anthem chords by Aequitas

Chords with lyrics

[Key: C majorC]

[Verse]

C majorC       FF      A minorAm   G+G
You point and laugh because I am a virgin
C majorC FF A minorAm G+G
Well haha, so’s my imaginary girlfriend
C majorC FF A minorAm G+G
I look at her, she knows what Im after
C majorC FF A minorAm G+G
Blow me like a dragon, I’ll be your dungeon master

I may look stupid when I have my cape on
I always wear it for the star wars marathon
Ive got no job, no car, no life at all
No bills to pay, no friends to call

[Chorus]

C majorC G+G A minorAm FF
We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone
C majorC G+G A minorAm FF
We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we’re as happy as can be

[Verse]

You had a secret club you never let me in
You said I’m weak ‘cuz I’m allergic to oxygen
I collect action figures, please dont call them “dolls”
The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls

I have more comic books than I could ever read
And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD
Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff
I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough

[Bridge]

C majorC G+G
Bazinga
A minorAm
Scissors paper rock
FF
Lizard beating Spock
C majorC G+G
Bazinga
A minorAm
I used to play World of Warcraft
FF
But then I took a vagina to the cock