Chords with lyrics
Intro:
G+G D MajorD E minorEm
Willam (spoken)::
C majorC
It's Christmas
Alaska (spoken)::
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Geez, Christmas is terrible
Willam::
G+G D MajorD
I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
E minorEm
Dad don't give a shit
C majorC
And my sisters say whatever
G+G D MajorD
All good, I'm cool
E minorEm C majorC
My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool
G+G D MajorD
Some about something cause I'm underage drinking
E minorEm C majorC
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
G+G D MajorD
Woke up, tree side
E minorEm C majorC
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride
All::
G+G (hold) D MajorD (hold)
And this could be
(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
E minorEm (hold) C majorC (hold)
The worst Christmas ever
(Bitch you don't know a sled)
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
Courtney Act::
G+G D MajorD
My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
E minorEm C majorC
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic
(Go to your room!)
G+G D MajorD
Woke up, rolled out
E minorEm C majorC
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out
(Courtney!)
G+G D MajorD
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
E minorEm C majorC
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
G+G D MajorD
Yeah I, nearly died
E minorEm C majorC
Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride
Alaska (spoken)::
C majorC (hold) D MajorD (hold)
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar
Courtney (spoken)::
C majorC (hold)
No, no, that's my family Christmas, that's what happened
Alaska (spoken)::
D MajorD (hold)
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?
Courtney (spoken)::
No
All::
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
Alaska (spoken)::
A minorAm (hold) D MajorD (hold)
So, there is this one year
A minorAm (hold)
And it was Christmas
D MajorD (hold)
And my brother got karate patches
A minorAm (hold) D MajorD (hold)
And I really wanted to get karate patches
A minorAm (hold)
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
D MajorD (nold)
And then I didn't get karate patches
Courtney::
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G+G D MajorD E minorEm G+G
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
All::
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
Alaska (spoken)::
G+G D MajorD E minorEm
Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go
Courtney (spoken)::
C majorC G+G D MajorD
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it
Alaska (spoken)::
E minorEm C majorC
Fine I'll do it okay, ready?
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah
Courtney (spoken)::
G+G D MajorD
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?
Alaska (laughs)::
E minorEm C majorC
Willam (spoken)::
G+G (hold)
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!