Dui In The Sky Ukulele chords by A Verbal Equinox

Key: C

Intro:

C B F G C



C                              B
Lightning-eyed reminder of why I mind squashing spiders
F                  G                     C
Should I catch the knife with two thumbs up?
C                                    B
Chernobyl’s counting Geigers while I try to bite back tigers
F                     G                  C
Fighting fires with a lighter till first blood
Am                                                       D
Not a top-dollar-blotter makes us thicker than the water underneath the bridge
Am                                                     D      G
Suicide aside, inside I’m finding Jeffrey Dahmer hiding in my fridge, ooh!

C                      Em
Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly?
Am                 A               F
So polite that I’m still pretending I hate love
       G                C
‘Cause love hates me so well!

Interlude:
C B F G C

C                                            B
I can sing the black-and-blues, the tunes of two-face truths, half-empty
F            G                    C
Underneath a half-full moon we’ve spun
C                                                   B
Well the world turns ‘round the sun, churns out the mundane geocentric
        F          G                   C
Tantric sex in the electric chair till dawn!
Am                                                       D
Surprised to realize that any womanizer’s trying just to find what’s right?
Am                                                         D                     G
Process of elimination’s better than a guess
I guess, but does it hide inside a vagina?

C                     Em
Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly?
Am                 A           F
So polite that I’m still pretending I hate love
       G                C
‘Cause hate loves me so well!

Interlude:
C B G F C x2
Am D x 4

G   Am   B  C                B                  C                   Am
You have no right to act the way you’re acting, somebody call the police!
       F                G       C
‘Cause someone’s broken into my heart (Oh no, your heart!)
G   A    B  C               B                  C               Am
You have no right to do what you've been doing, somebody call 9-1-1!
       F             G           C
‘Cause either way my pulse won’t start!

Interlude:
C B F G C G G G Am B
(Note: For the “C G G G G Am B” part, only strum each of those chords once!)

                       Em
Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly?

Am                 A                F
So polite that I’m still pretending I hate love
       G                C
‘Cause love hates me so well!
C                      Em
Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly?
Am                 A                Am
So polite that I’m still pretending I hate love
       G
‘Cause love hates me
Am           G
I love hate ‘cause love hates me
F                  G                C
I hate love ‘cause hate loves me so well!