Chords with lyrics
Key: C Intro: C B F G C C B Lightning-eyed reminder of why I mind squashing spiders F G C Should I catch the knife with two thumbs up? C B Chernobyl’s counting Geigers while I try to bite back tigers F G C Fighting fires with a lighter till first blood Am D Not a top-dollar-blotter makes us thicker than the water underneath the bridge Am D G Suicide aside, inside I’m finding Jeffrey Dahmer hiding in my fridge, ooh! C Em Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly? Am A F So polite that I’m still pretending I hate love G C ‘Cause love hates me so well! Interlude: C B F G C C B I can sing the black-and-blues, the tunes of two-face truths, half-empty F G C Underneath a half-full moon we’ve spun C B Well the world turns ‘round the sun, churns out the mundane geocentric F G C Tantric sex in the electric chair till dawn! Am D Surprised to realize that any womanizer’s trying just to find what’s right? Am D G Process of elimination’s better than a guess I guess, but does it hide inside a vagina? C Em Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly? Am A F So polite that I’m still pretending I hate love G C ‘Cause hate loves me so well! Interlude: C B G F C x2 Am D x 4 G Am B C B C Am You have no right to act the way you’re acting, somebody call the police! F G C ‘Cause someone’s broken into my heart (Oh no, your heart!) G A B C B C Am You have no right to do what you've been doing, somebody call 9-1-1! F G C ‘Cause either way my pulse won’t start! Interlude: C B F G C G G G Am B (Note: For the “C G G G G Am B” part, only strum each of those chords once!) Em Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly? Am A F So polite that I’m still pretending I hate love G C ‘Cause love hates me so well! C Em Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly? Am A Am So polite that I’m still pretending I hate love G ‘Cause love hates me Am G I love hate ‘cause love hates me F G C I hate love ‘cause hate loves me so well!
