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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: D C#m Bm7 A D E D Bm7 D E Verse 1: D A Bm Well, I touched down en route to my connection D Bm A D A man in the gift shop called me a fag Bm D I feel like my tucked-up erection E D There's pressure all over my head Bm D And I know this is how I get paid, but Bm A D It's not really how I wanna get laid, so Bm Hundred forty when I last got weighed D E And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday
Chorus: Bm7 And they're playing your song on the radio station D E Mugging me off all across the nation Bm7 If you dont eat then you'll never grow D E I should've learned that quite a while ago Bm7 I know it gets hard sometimes D E Making out with people that you don't like Bm7 I know you don't feel alright D E But you look just fine to me Verse 2: D C#m Bm7 Well, I pissed myself on the Texan intersection D Bm7 A With George spilling things all over his bag D Bm7 And I took shit for being quiet during the election D E Maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy D Bm7 D I get stoned and go where I get paid, but Bm7 A D It's not really how babies get made, so Bm7 I'll take a minute when I think I won't die D from stopping E Oh, I'm just a busy guy Chorus: Bm7 And they're playing your song on the radio station D E Mugging me off all across the nation Bm7 If you dont shoot, then you'll never know D E You should've learned that quite a while ago Bm7 I know it gets hard sometimes D E Taking out your shit on the ones you like Bm You know, I didn't feel alright D E Until you spoke to me Bridge: F#m A D E F#m A D E You, I've been waiting for you F#m A D E My whole life, waiting for you F#m A D I've been waiting for you Outro: D A Bm7 Well, I'm gonna get a condom, but it's for A her protection D A E And maybe I'll get some fun for the night D A Bm7 A D A E
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