Chords with lyrics
Suggested pattern: DU,DU,DU,DU
INTRO: BB E MajorE BB B7B7 x2
VERSE:
BB E MajorE
Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen
BB B7B7
Up the block, there's a Walmart
AbmAbm F#F# BB E MajorE BB
There's a place you can accesorize your pets
AbmAbm F#7F#7
A augmentedA school, a tree, a couple of churches
E MajorE B/Eb
And no matter how hard anybody searches
E MajorE F#F#
That's about as thrilling as this dumb-ass village gets
CHORUS:
BB A augmentedA
It's the lamest place in the world
BB AbmAbm
But it just got a little bit better
E MajorE F#F#
So don't disappear
BB A augmentedA
It's the lamest place in the world
A augmentedA
But I'm pretty sure
E MajorE BB
It's not as lame as it was before
BB
Now that you're here
INSTRUMENTAL: BB E MajorE BB B7B7 x2
VERSE:
BB E MajorE
Forty miles to the nearest river
BB E MajorE
Sixty miles to the airport
AbmAbm F#F# BB
When we plan our escape, that?s where we?re going to have to be
AbmAbm F#7F#7
It?s a shame, it?s a sham, it?s a terrible pity
E MajorE
You got dragged away from New York City
C# minorC#m E MajorE F#F#
It?s major suck for you but it?s amazing luck for me
CHORUS:
BB A augmentedA
It?s the lamest place in the world
BB AbmAbm
But it just got a little bit better
E MajorE F#F#
I?m happy to say
BB A augmentedA
It?s the lamest place in the world
BRIDGE:
AbmAbm EbmEbm
Your completely exotic
E MajorE B/Eb
Intellectual neurotic
C# minorC#m EbmEbm
You would never have a shot except
E MajorE A augmentedA
You?ve found the perfect guide
AbmAbm EbmEbm
And though I don?t really know you
E MajorE B/Eb
I can hardly wait to show you
C# minorC#m
Every fake and freak
C# minorC#m
Every fool and clown
C# minorC#m
Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town
E MajorE
Let and laugh
E MajorE
They won?t keep me down
F#F#
With you by my side
INSTRUMENTAL: BB E MajorE BB B7B7
CHORUS:
E MajorE
And it just got a little bit better
E MajorE F#F#
Amazing but true
BB A augmentedA
Yes, the lamest place in the world
A augmentedA
Has lots of flaws
E MajorE BB
But maybe it?ll be fine because
C# minorC#m F#F# E MajorE BB E MajorE BB
It brought me to you