The Lamest Place In The World chords by 13 The Musical

Suggested pattern: DU,DU,DU,DU

INTRO: B E B B7 x2
VERSE:
B                E
Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen
B                       B7
Up the block, there's a Walmart
           Abm                F#         B E B
There's a place you can accesorize your pets
Abm                   F#7
A school, a tree, a couple of churches
          E              B/Eb
And no matter how hard anybody searches
                                   E                F#
That's about as thrilling as this dumb-ass village gets

 CHORUS:
           B                    A
It's the lamest place in the world
                                 B Abm
But it just got a little bit better
     E         F#
So don't disappear
           B                    A
It's the lamest place in the world
A
But I'm pretty sure
  E                          B
It's not as lame as it was before
                 B
Now that you're here

INSTRUMENTAL: B E B B7 x2

VERSE:
B            E
Forty miles to the nearest river
B           E
Sixty miles to the airport
          Abm                                 F#               B
When we plan our escape, that?s where we?re going to have to be
       Abm                          F#7
It?s a shame, it?s a sham, it?s a terrible pity
            E
You got dragged away from New York City
       C#m                       E                F#
It?s major suck for you but it?s amazing luck for me

CHORUS:
          B                    A
It?s the lamest place in the world
                              B Abm
But it just got a little bit better
    E        F#
I?m happy to say
            B                 A
It?s the lamest place in the world

BRIDGE:
       Abm          Ebm
Your completely exotic
E             B/Eb
Intellectual neurotic
            C#m           Ebm
You would never have a shot except
         E                  A
You?ve found the perfect guide
       Abm                 Ebm
And though I don?t really know you
        E             B/Eb
I can hardly wait to show you


       C#m
Every fake and freak
C#m
Every fool and clown
C#m
Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town
E
Let and laugh
E
They won?t keep me down
     F#
With you by my side

 INSTRUMENTAL: B E B B7

 CHORUS:
                              E
And it just got a little bit better
 E            F#
Amazing but true
          B                   A
Yes, the lamest place in the world
A
Has lots of flaws
     E             B
But maybe it?ll be fine because
    C#m    F#      E B E B
It brought me to you