🎸 Intro: G|---------------| D|---------------| A|---------------| E|---10\\\\\\----| G|---------|--------|--------|--------| D|---------|-----P3-|--------|-P3-----| A|---------|--------|-P2--P3-|--------| E|s0----s0-h2h3-----|--------s5-------| x4 🎸 Verse 1: Laura Les:
G|---------|--------|--------|--------| D|---------|-----P3-|--------|-P3-----| A|---------|--------|-P2--P3-|--------| E|s0----s0-h2h3-----|--------s5-------| x8 Okay I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!) I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!) I'm hard to please I'll punch a referee (Ooh!) I bruised my knees I'm pissing in the breeze Okay I saw the beach I bought a tee It's hot, as deez, it's 100 degrees (Ooh!) Apply the lotion I'll swim in the ocean But there was a commotion I'm sinking I'm floating with— 🎸 Pre-Chorus: Laura Les and Dylan Brady: G|--------|5-------|--------|7-------|--------|--------|--------|--16----| D|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|14--14--| A|3---3---|--3---5-|--5---5-|--5-----|7-----7-(7)//----|--------|------14| E|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|----\\12|-12-12--|--------| And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able G|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|9-------|----12--|-----------| D|--------|10------|--------|12------|--------|--------|--------|-----------| A|--------|--------|--------|--------|7-----7-|--7---10|--10--10|10-12-10-9-| E|8-----8-|--8---10|--10--10|--10---7|--------|--------|--------|-----------| But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain G|--------|5-------|--------|7-------|--------|--------|--------|--16----| D|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|14--14--| A|3---3---|--3---5-|--5---5-|--5-----|7-----7-(7)//----|--------|------14| E|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|----\\12|-12-12--|--------| And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able G|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|9-------|----12--|--------| D|--------|10------|--------|12------|--------|--------|--------|--------| A|--------|--------|--------|--------|7-----7-|--7---10|--10--10|9-------| E|8-----8-|--8---10|--10--10|--10---7|--------|--------|--------|--------| But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain Unh 🎸 Chorus: Laura Les: G|---------|--------|--------|--------| D|---------|-----P3-|--------|-P3-----| A|---------|--------|-P2--P3-|--------| E|s0----s0-h2h3-----|--------s5-------| x4 Doritos and Fritos x4 🎸 Verse 2: Dylan Brady: G|---------|--------|--------|--------| D|---------|-----P3-|--------|-P3-----| A|---------|--------|-P2--P3-|--------| E|s0----s0-h2h3-----|--------s5-------| x8 Cheetos Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito Jeez Louise I'm weak in the knees I'm joining thе circus I'm going berzerkus At sevеn-eleven I'm drinking a beverage I'm lying to strangers I'm looking for danger I'm chewing Bazooka I'm swimming to Cuba Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you into stone 🎸 Verse 3: Laura Les: G|---------|--------|--------|--------| D|---------|-----P3-|--------|-P3-----| A|---------|--------|-P2--P3-|--------| E|s0----s0-h2h3-----|--------s5-------| x8 Okay I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!) I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!) He said "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos" I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos" Yeah I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!) I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!) He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos" I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos" 🎸 Pre-Chorus: Laura Les and Dylan Brady: G|--------|5-------|--------|7-------|--------|--------|--------|--16----| D|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|14--14--| A|3---3---|--3---5-|--5---5-|--5-----|7-----7-(7)//----|--------|------14| E|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|----\\12|-12-12--|--------| And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able G|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|9-------|----12--|-----------| D|--------|10------|--------|12------|--------|--------|--------|-----------| A|--------|--------|--------|--------|7-----7-|--7---10|--10--10|10-12-10-9-| E|8-----8-|--8---10|--10--10|--10---7|--------|--------|--------|-----------| But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain G|--------|5-------|--------|7-------|--------|--------|--------|--16----| D|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|14--14--| A|3---3---|--3---5-|--5---5-|--5-----|7-----7-(7)//----|--------|------14| E|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|----\\12|-12-12--|--------| And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able G|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|9-------|----12--|--------| D|--------|10------|--------|12------|--------|--------|--------|--------| A|--------|--------|--------|--------|7-----7-|--7---10|--10--10|9-------| E|8-----8-|--8---10|--10--10|--10---7|--------|--------|--------|--------| But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain Unh 🎸 Chorus: Laura Les: G|---------|--------|--------|--------| D|---------|-----P3-|--------|-P3-----| A|---------|--------|-P2--P3-|--------| E|s0----s0-h2h3-----|--------s5-------| x4 Doritos and Fritos x4 🎸 Bridge: Dylan Brady: G|---------|--------|--------|--------| D|---------|-----P3-|--------|-P3-----| A|---------|--------|-P2--P3-|--------| E|s0----s0-h2h3-----|--------s5-------| x4 She'll turn you into stone Guitar 🎸 Solo: 🎸 Chorus: Laura Les: G|---------|--------|--------|--------| D|---------|-----P3-|--------|-P3-----| A|---------|--------|-P2--P3-|--------| E|s0----s0-h2h3-----|--------s5-------| x4 Doritos and Fritos x4 🎸 Outro: Laura Les: Stop ************************************ | (n) Ghost note | h Hammer-on | / Slide up | \ Slide down | s Slap | P Pop ************************************
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