Difficulty
Intermediate
Rate for accuracy
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๐ธ Intro:
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๐ธ Verse 1: Laura Les:
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Okay
I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
I'm hard to please
I'll punch a referee (Ooh!)
I bruised my knees
I'm pissing in the breeze
Okay
I saw the beach
I bought a tee
It's hot, as deez, it's 100 degrees (Ooh!)
Apply the lotion
I'll swim in the ocean
But there was a commotion
I'm sinking
I'm floating withโ
๐ธ Pre-Chorus: Laura Les and Dylan Brady:
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And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
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But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
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And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
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But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Unh
๐ธ Chorus: Laura Les:
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Doritos and Fritos x4
๐ธ Verse 2: Dylan Brady:
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Cheetos
Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos
I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
Jeez
Louise
I'm weak in the knees
I'm joining thะต circus
I'm going berzerkus
At sevะตn-eleven
I'm drinking a beverage
I'm lying to strangers
I'm looking for danger
I'm chewing Bazooka
I'm swimming to Cuba
Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you into stone
๐ธ Verse 3: Laura Les:
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Okay I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
He said "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
Yeah
I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!)
I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!)
He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
๐ธ Pre-Chorus: Laura Les and Dylan Brady:
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And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
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But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
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And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
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But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Unh
๐ธ Chorus: Laura Les:
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Doritos and Fritos x4
๐ธ Bridge: Dylan Brady:
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She'll turn you into stone
Guitar ๐ธ Solo:
๐ธ Chorus: Laura Les:
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Doritos and Fritos x4
๐ธ Outro: Laura Les:
Stop
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| (n) Ghost note
| h Hammer-on
| / Slide up
| \ Slide down
| s Slap
| P Pop
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Song History
Published: April 20, 2022
Last Updated: September 10, 2025