What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are chords by Frank Zappa

Chords with lyrics

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What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?
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I left my place after midnight and I came to this hall
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Me and my girlfriend, we came here lookin' to ball
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You came to the right place, this is it This is the swingin'-est place
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In New York City, NO SHIT!
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How true that is! Oh, how true indeed Yeah, me and my girlfriend, we come here
Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that hot romance we need
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We like to get it on-- Do you like to get it on, too?
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Well now, what did you have in mind?
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Well, I'll tell ya well I get off bein' juked With a baby octopus and spewed upon
with creamed corn . . .
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An' my girlfriend, she digs it with a hot Yoo-hoo bottle while somebody's screamin':
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CORKS 'N SAFETIES PIGS 'N DONKEYS ALICE COOPER, baby . . .
WAAAAH!
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Well, it gets me so hot I could scream
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ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH! ALICE COOPER,
ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!
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You two chicks sound real far out and groovy Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
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Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa . . .
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Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!) wall-mounted TV screens
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There’ll be holes plugged into the bathroom wall for my ?????????????!
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(What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are?
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(What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are?
(What kind of groupie)
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Don't call us groupies that is going too far (What kind of groupie)
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We wouldn't ball you just because you're a star
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These girls wouldn't let just anybody, spew on their vital parts
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They want a guy from a group with a big hit single in the charts!
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Funny you should mention it, our new single made the charts this week
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With a bullet! with a bullet!
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Just let me put a little more rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, baby
And you can show me how
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A augmentedA young girl such as you might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me,
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ho-ho. What hotel did you say you were staying at?

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wanna split right away?


Not so fast, you silly boy . there's one thing I gotta say
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We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
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We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
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We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
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We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts