Jan Egeland chords by Ylvis

Chords with lyrics (Ver. 2)

E minorEm         C majorC
Gray hair, glasses, suitcase

E minorEm
Humble, clever

C majorC
Constantly working for peace

A minorAm
Uganda, Congo

E minorEm   D MajorD      C majorC
And the Oslo treaty plan

   Bsus4Bsus4    BB
Oh my God, what a plan

    C majorC
Not as famous as Gahr Støre
    G+G       D MajorD
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
     C majorC
But when handgrenades are flying
         Bsus4Bsus4    BB
There's just one man you can trust


C majorC              G+G
When there's war and all is hell
       D MajorD
Send in Jan Egeland
   C majorC       BB     E minorEm
The United Nations superhero man
    C majorC       G+G
Mad dictator with a gun
        D MajorD
Send in Jan Egeland
     BB          E minorEm
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland



E minorEm           C majorC
Blue eyes, firm hands, nice legs
E minorEm
Clean shaved body
C majorC
Drinking his proteinshakes
A minorAm
Spray-tan, skin cream
E minorEm  D MajorD           C majorC
And buttocks like he was eighteen
    Bsus4Bsus4    BB
He's a peacekeeping machine
    C majorC
And he stares, into the mirror
     G+G       D MajorD
Flexing muscles in the night
     C majorC
And says "Boy, I think you're ready
   Bsus4Bsus4      BB
To protect some human rights"

C majorC              G+G
When there's war and all is hell
       D MajorD
Send in Jan Egeland
   C majorC        BB    E minorEm
The United Nations superhero man
     C majorC     G+G
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
               D MajorD
And looks at maps with George Cloon
    BB          C# minorC#m
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland


| A augmentedA | E MajorE | BB | E/G# | A augmentedA | A augmentedA | A#b5 | BB | "Egeland" | E minorEm


      C majorC
When he's sad he goes to funerals,
   G+G       D MajorD
in unusually heavy rain
    C majorC
Large amounts of water in his face
      Bsus4Bsus4     BB
But that doesn't hide his pain

     C majorC
He breaks down just like a homo
      G+G         D MajorD
And starts crying just like a girl
    C majorC
But I guess you can cry and still be a man
    Bsus4Bsus4
if your dayjob is saving the world


C majorC              G+G
When there's war and all is hell
       D MajorD
Send in Jan Egeland
    C majorC   BB         E minorEm
He's a macho musclepumping crying God
      C majorC          G+G
If there's one man you should trust
        D MajorD
It is the Janny-boy
    BB          E minorEm
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland

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