Tabs
from the TV show "How The Grinch Stole Christmas"
Written by Theodore "Dr." Seuss Geisel and Albert Hague
almost as performed by Whirling Dervishes on "Wish It Would Snow"
Transcribed by Dan Amrich ([email protected])
Here are the complete lyrics to the original song; Whirling
Dervishes leave out the fourth, fifth and most of the sixth verse. They
did it with power chords and so will I. Enjoy.
--Dan
CHORDS USED IN THIS ARRANGEMENT:
G+G 
C majorC 
FF 
Bb majorBb 
A augmentedA 
D MajorD 
Eb MajorEb
E MajorE -----------------------------------------------
BB -----------------------------------------------
G+G ----------5-----------3-----7-----7-----8------
D MajorD ----5-----5-----3-----3-----7-----7-----8------
A augmentedA ----5-----3-----3-----1-----5-----5-----6------
E MajorE ----3-----------1------------------------------
G+G C majorC FF Bb majorBb
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
You really are a heel.
G+G C majorC FF Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
(N.C.) D MajorD G+G C majorC G+G C majorC G+G C majorC G+G D MajorD
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr.
Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic
sauce!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus!"
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch.
[spoken until the rhyme kicks in]
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most
disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in
tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr.
Grinch,
[spoken]
G+G C majorC G+G C majorC G+G C majorC
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
Eb MajorEb D MajorD G+G
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
Here's a few of the licks I've been able to figure out:
G+G C majorC FF Bb majorBb G+G A augmentedA
E MajorE --------------------------------------------------------------
BB --------------------------------------------------------------
G+G ------------------------------2-1-0---------------------------
D MajorD ------------------------------------3-------------------------
A augmentedA --------------------------------------------------------------
E MajorE --------------------------------------------------------------
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are
D MajorD
E MajorE --------------------------------------------------------------
BB -----------7--------------------------------------------------
G+G -------------7------------------------------------------------
D MajorD ---------7-----7----------------------------------------------
A augmentedA -------5---------5--------------------------------------------
E MajorE --------------------------------------------------------------
a heel
(you're picking the full barre chord here)
The lick on the opening and refrains:
E MajorE ---------8--------------8-------------8-------------8-10------
BB -8-11-10----8---8-11-10---8---8-11-10---8---8-11-10-----------
G+G --------------------------------------------------------------
D MajorD --------------------------------------------------------------
A augmentedA --------------------------------------------------------------
E MajorE --------------------------------------------------------------
